Stone Cold
Stone Cold Clean
We all have dreams: new job, house abroad, Aston Martin, kids off to Oxford, that kind of thing. These are generally long-term dreams, and that’s what makes them just dreams in the first place, otherwise they would just be things on the to-do list. It makes sense to look for some middle ground here. Not racing in the America’s Cup big, but not tasks for the domestic carpet cleaning lady small… the kind of thing that can be accomplished over a bank holiday weekend rather than as part of a five-year plan.
As a half-joke, for house cleaning London customers are urged to go skydiving while the company’s cleaners look after your house, thereby taking care of two life-goals, having a clean home and going skydiving, all in a single day. You can indulge the heretofore undiscovered adrenaline junkie within you, and have the long-ignored cleaning job looked to by professional house cleaners. Imagine: you hurtling through the air, Aldershot fast approaching below you, while several house cleaners dig the dirt and detritus out of your garage and scrub your kitchen cupboards and appliances.
This isn’t something that would have happened twenty years ago, or that your parents would have done but, then again, times have changed. If you can lose half your retirement savings or your home in a day, get hit by a bus or stabbed by an ASBO-brat on your way out of a train station, maybe the dreams need to be a little less dream, a little more reality. Clean your house and take a trip to China, break the bank, have some fun, cause you never know when you might have the chance again.
About the Author
Alfred Halfnight is a London-based freelance journalist with a mission to make you a better, cleaner, happier human being. Drawing attention to the peculiarities of life in the modern age is all part of the package.
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